In strange news today, Joseph Biden was arrested outside Area 51 wearing a Naruto Ninja Headband, and a T-shirt that read “Clap Alien Cheeks” with a picture of a black-eyed, green-skinned alien. Asked why he was there, Biden explained that, “The best way to get out the youth vote is to go where the youth are, […]
As many fans have come to believe, Drew Brees’ recent injury was caused by the distraction that is Big Easy Magazine.
The popular public sharing Blue Bikes are being replaced with a more New Orleans-practical Blue Boats program.
In surprising news today, Donald Trump retweeted that he is loved as the Second Coming of God and the King of Israel.
Trump Removes Radcliff from Possible Director of National Intelligence Position, Nominates LaPlace’s Bill E. GoatAugust 4, 2019
After declining to make Daniel Radcliff (R-Weasel) Director of National Intelligence, it has fallen to St. John the Baptist Parish’s own Bill E. Goat of LaPlace, Louisiana to be Trump’s next pick as intelligence head. Radcliff was dropped after Congress and the media accused him of padding his resume. Members questioned if he really had […]
Property values continue to skyrocket, and as Airbnbs turn the city into one big short-term rental, everyone’s rent is going up as well. However, many smart New Orleanians are discovering a great solution to both Long-Term Rentals and Short-Term Rentals(STRs) as well. Or as Jeffrey Rogers put it, “After STRs took over my neighborhood, I […]
Tuesday evening, in an Orlando stadium filled to…meh…Donald Trump announced that he is seeking the Republican Party’s nomination for 2020.
Upon seeing the name of the ship, Trump cried, smearing his orange tanning juice.
Duke applauded Trump’s support of Alex Jones saying, “I had no idea Trump knew what country this is! It’s like Christmas, a White Christmas!”
Capitalism always creates the best systems, just ask the (former) staff of the Times-Picayune.
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