Today is a glorious day for mankind and lab mice everywhere, as Trump announced that his administration has nearly defeated AIDS and child cancer. “We will achieve new breakthroughs in science and medicine,” the president told a giddy crowd. “I see what they are doing. I see it. They show me. The things we are […]
The Raso Report: Breaking News! New Hard Rock Hotel to be Built on Top of Old Hard Rock Hotel and Other Brilliant IdeasJanuary 11, 2020
The City Planning Commission, in association with the Hard Rock Hotel committee, has come up with several possibilities for what to do with the current disaster that has building innards leaking out of the Hard Rock Hotel and dropping onto the street at the corner of Rampart and Canal. We, the people will be asked […]
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to run a racist goblin with no knowledge, experience, or interest in understanding the nuances of state and local government, you have a friend in Eddie Rispone.
In strange news today, Joseph Biden was arrested outside Area 51 wearing a Naruto Ninja Headband, and a T-shirt that read “Clap Alien Cheeks” with a picture of a black-eyed, green-skinned alien. Asked why he was there, Biden explained that, “The best way to get out the youth vote is to go where the youth are, […]
As many fans have come to believe, Drew Brees’ recent injury was caused by the distraction that is Big Easy Magazine.
The popular public sharing Blue Bikes are being replaced with a more New Orleans-practical Blue Boats program.
In surprising news today, Donald Trump retweeted that he is loved as the Second Coming of God and the King of Israel.
Trump Removes Radcliff from Possible Director of National Intelligence Position, Nominates LaPlace’s Bill E. GoatAugust 4, 2019
After declining to make Daniel Radcliff (R-Weasel) Director of National Intelligence, it has fallen to St. John the Baptist Parish’s own Bill E. Goat of LaPlace, Louisiana to be Trump’s next pick as intelligence head. Radcliff was dropped after Congress and the media accused him of padding his resume. Members questioned if he really had […]
Property values continue to skyrocket, and as Airbnbs turn the city into one big short-term rental, everyone’s rent is going up as well. However, many smart New Orleanians are discovering a great solution to both Long-Term Rentals and Short-Term Rentals(STRs) as well. Or as Jeffrey Rogers put it, “After STRs took over my neighborhood, I […]
Tuesday evening, in an Orlando stadium filled to…meh…Donald Trump announced that he is seeking the Republican Party’s nomination for 2020.
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