As many fans have come to believe, Drew Brees’ recent injury was caused by the distraction that is Big Easy Magazine.
Category: Satire
City Gets On Top of Flooding With New Blue Boats (Satire)
August 30, 2019The popular public sharing Blue Bikes are being replaced with a more New Orleans-practical Blue Boats program.
Breaking News! Turns Out Antichrist is a Fucking Moron
August 22, 2019In surprising news today, Donald Trump retweeted that he is loved as the Second Coming of God and the King of Israel.
Trump Removes Radcliff from Possible Director of National Intelligence Position, Nominates LaPlace’s Bill E. Goat
August 4, 2019After declining to make Daniel Radcliff (R-Weasel) Director of National Intelligence, it has fallen to St. John the Baptist Parish’s own Bill E. Goat of LaPlace, Louisiana to be Trump’s […]
Uniquely New Orleans: A Guide to Short-Term Potholes
July 31, 2019Property values continue to skyrocket, and as Airbnbs turn the city into one big short-term rental, everyone’s rent is going up as well. However, many smart New Orleanians are discovering […]
Trump Announces Reelection Bid–Known Racists and Anti-Semites Withhold Endorsement
June 19, 2019Tuesday evening, in an Orlando stadium filled to…meh…Donald Trump announced that he is seeking the Republican Party’s nomination for 2020.
Infant Gets Upset by Boat’s Name; Shits Pants
June 5, 2019Upon seeing the name of the ship, Trump cried, smearing his orange tanning juice.
Trump’s Bigoted Support of Alex Jones Gives David Duke Orgasm that Just Won’t Quit
May 15, 2019Duke applauded Trump’s support of Alex Jones saying, “I had no idea Trump knew what country this is! It’s like Christmas, a White Christmas!”
Uplifting (Fake) News! Sidney Torres Promises to Buy The Times-Picayune Building
May 8, 2019Capitalism always creates the best systems, just ask the (former) staff of the Times-Picayune.
Trump, Misunderstood Victim of Liberal Media, Suggests Eating Babies
May 2, 2019Trump has been ambivalent in the past, having been pro-life or pro-choice depending on whether he was running for President or not.
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