Washington, DC – Donald Trump has apologized for posing with a Bible in front of a church the other day. In a first-ever for Trump, he explained that he intended […]
Category: Satire
Snopes Introduces New “Diaper on Fire” Rating For Trump Tweets
May 29, 2020Washington, DC – Venerated fact-checking website Snopes has added a new category for Donald Trump’s early morning Twitter tirades. This comes on the heels of Twitter finally growing just a […]
Tide Pod Trump Kills Satire: An Obituary
April 25, 2020Our loving friend Satire passed away on April 23rd, 2020, when President Donald “Tide Pod” Trump raised the idea of shooting up Lysol, while inserting UV lamps rectally. Satire had […]
A Modest Proposal: A Plan to Reopen the Country
April 21, 2020“Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%, in terms of […]
The Raso Report: Rat King Conquers New Orleans
March 29, 2020They’ve been waiting for their moment for a long time, and at last, their time has come. According to WWLTV , rats are taking over the French Quarter. After more than […]
A Democratic Hoax Gone Viral
March 15, 2020 Donald Trump. These two simple words evoke quite a number of strong reactions from most Americans. Some react with passionate disgust for the man while others react with blind […]
The Raso Report: Mice Rejoice as Trump Claims Cures for AIDS and Cancer “Very Shortly”
January 14, 2020Today is a glorious day for mankind and lab mice everywhere, as Trump announced that his administration has nearly defeated AIDS and child cancer. “We will achieve new breakthroughs in […]
The Raso Report: Breaking News! New Hard Rock Hotel to be Built on Top of Old Hard Rock Hotel and Other Brilliant Ideas
January 11, 2020The City Planning Commission, in association with the Hard Rock Hotel committee, has come up with several possibilities for what to do with the current disaster that has building innards […]
Idiot With No Legitimate Government Experience Part 2: The Dumbing
November 6, 2019If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to run a racist goblin with no knowledge, experience, or interest in understanding the nuances of state and local government, you have a friend in Eddie Rispone.
The Raso Report: “Joe Biden Arrested Outside Area 51; Fails to Do Proper Naruto Run”
September 21, 2019In strange news today, Joseph Biden was arrested outside Area 51 wearing a Naruto Ninja Headband, and a T-shirt that read “Clap Alien Cheeks” with a picture of a black-eyed, […]
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